I'm in California. Going to have an "Italian" dinner party. I thought as a joke/novelty, I would replace the table silverware 'knives' with 'switchblade' knives. So, I was looking for a half dozen of the cheap Japanese made approx 9" stiletto switchblades. And one 15" (or so) cheapy switchblade for cutting the pizza. So, what can you sell me cheap...?