Rightstuffdating

Have you ever woken up and thought the best way to show your love for your country is by only dating people whose opinions align perfectly with yours and disregarding everyone else? If so, RightStuff might be the app for you. Although, some might argue that a full frontal lobotomy could work just as well!

Who will you find on RightStuff? People so far to the right, they're nearly falling over. People who mistake hubris for patriotism. Individuals who believe in outlandish theories like Jewish Space Lasers turning children transgender. Those who think a woman's right to choose means consulting the local politician or church first. People convinced that COVID-19, which killed millions, either never existed or was a plot to inject tracking chips through vaccines. You're either getting the picture, or you too might need that lobotomy.

RightStuff represents the epitome of the wrong stuff—assuming you have a brain, any semblance of logic or reason, or a desire to date people whose hobbies don't include incoherent conspiracy theories.

While I completely respect a difference of opinion, personally, I'd sooner seek potential partners among prison penpals. At least with them, you know what you're getting into, unlike people claiming to be perfect while engaging in the most shameless, arrogant, and nonsensical behaviors imaginable.